Yes, people, unless
you are a true sufferer of cataracts, it should be clear
that I was AT LEAST 257 lbs when I started my diet. That
should be obvious to any mildly intelligent person.
Yes, I lost 10 lbs in the first day, 9 pounds the next,
3 pounds the next, and on and on. See my list of weigh-ins.
I recorded them in a listing as well as via video with
accompanying underwear body shot each day. I
realize many of you have not seen my early videos. They are
all there... but around Subscriber 500, the early videos
went private... I didn't get into my groove until about Day
5. The early videos are filled with many hilarities, such as:
I took my beanie off on Day 1 to show my black, nappy,
undyed roots that have not been dyed since last October...
My boobs are all over the friggin place on Day 2 -- Talk
about jugs!... Day 3 and Day 4, I look high and even crazier
than I look now... like I said, I didn't get into my groove
until about Day 5. So my Public videos start there. But I
will do a mash-up of the early Private videos so you guys
can laugh your asses off at me! I'll try to post that, but I
really need to do a retraction video for Rojeo and share
some SPECTACULAR viewer mail. So glad you guys are getting
into my favorite authors and sending me yours! It's really so
primary in this whole thing, isn't it?! Anyway, back to
those early videos: although I reported huge losses and you
could see the numbers on the scale, I really did not see
them on my body. But I SOOOOO appreciate the fact that I
have the body shots to look back on (please take them
yourselves). Now I can see all that water weight leaving. And,
yes, we will have a discussion on water weight, people. Loss
on the scale does NOT equal fat loss. As I have stated
repeatedly, I was retaining a great deal of water because:
1. I was morbidly obese and 2. I NEVER drank water. It tastes
nasty! I'm Country! I like Koolaid and Grapedrank (not
misspelled). So yes, I was a camel when I started this diet.
We will discuss this... and something else we haven't
discussed... Elvis died with over 60 lbs of feces inside of
him... yes, if you are obese, you are retaining much more
than water. A liquid diet will flush a lot of "CRAP" out of
your system!
I apologize, Rojeo. I should
have emailed you first and not just gone by second-hand
information. Thank you for trying my program and I am soooooo
tremendously appreciative that you are sharing your success
with the world. You look great now and you are definitely
going to be a knock-out at goal! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU! I am so happy I attracted you into my world!
I could not have asked for a greater gift than Rojeo. She
has lost 28 lbs WITHOUT EXERCISING! She got the books and
changed the way she was thinking. She said she didn't lose
as much in a month as she does in a week now because she never
thought losing weight could be easy. But she got the books
and she transformed her thinking and that has made all the
difference. I talked about this over and over... it has to
start there. I'm not a teacher. I'm not a guru. I'm just
telling you what works and THAT WORKS. Please watch my "Mind
Week" videos in the first playlist underneath the main video
on my channel, AND GET THOSE BOOKS! But in
terms of Haters, I've been looking at it all wrong in just
hoping they would all fly, fly away. But they aren't, so I
need to become an alchemist and transmute their energy into
something positive. In actuality, I always have. I've been
laughing my ass off about it all. I've always thought all
this hub-bub around me is frippin' hilarious. I am in fact the
most boring human being in existence. Librarians party
harder than me. So I do find the fact that I have taken such
a prominent role in people's lives to be absolutely
fascinating! Please know that your weight is a distraction
from your life... and the fact that you have chosen me as
your distraction from dealing with your weight (a
distraction from your distraction from your life... LOL), is
even more telling. But in terms of alchemy,
thanks for the "Body Double" accusation. As you will see in
Part 2 of this video, it's given me some mystery to develop
into my show. Every show has a cliffhanger, some mystery,
something compelling that will keep you tuning in... so is
it me in the second Body Shot or is it a Body Double?
DUNN-DUNN-DUNNNNNNN! You'll never find
out until I do my "Full Body Shot With Face Reveal" when I
reach 157 lbs on "The Easy Way Show!" WOOOOOO!
Subscribers, I will do my
best to get caught up with cutting together videos. I am
just bursting with ideas for the show. And just to warn you,
these are NOT going to be short 5 minute videos! I may have
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3! Everyday I just find more and more
things I want to talk about... OMG! WOOOO! But I want to
start out with my favorite author: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer. Go to
iTunes right now and download his seminar "Excuses BeGone".
It's 7 hours long and only $15. He says the most profound
things during it (and in particular to an obese woman during
Hour 5 -- skip to that), Lordamercy, this is one you MUST OWN!
(Wow, I did a good job promoting that one; I better have a
fat paycheck!)
Oh yeah, I should
mention: Interested to know how I'm losing weight in an easy
and relaxed manner, in a healthy and positive way (dammit, I
can't stop promoting Marc Allen!), log onto my FREE
website!
Hey Y'all! Thanks for
watching. This is a response to a tag by Smihud. Check out her
channel. She's completely transformed herself. Anyway, sorry
I'm so far behind uploading my videos. But, I am working on
something special for you guys. It's going to be "The Easy Way
Show." This is hilarious: I'm creating a show and I don't
watch TV! LOL I only found out that my TV didn't work because
sxephil was making fun of people who called the FCC to
complain that their TVs weren't working! I was like, "What? I
didn't know that!" Anyway, let me finished getting my little
webpage together for y'all and then I'll get back to uploading
the videos... but I don't think I'll upload any more body
shots or any more weigh ins... THIS IS A NICE CLIFF-HANGER!
Will she do what her doctor suggests and maintain at 175
lbs... or will she keep going to goal? You'll have to tune in
to "The Easy Way Show" to find out!
MY PSA:
MAKE YOUR HOME A NO-SHOE ZONE
We walk through the filth of the world:
Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe
you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you
don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back
into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our
consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone
Zone, I would like to raise your consciousness of the
need to make your home a No-Shoe Zone. Tomorrow, look
down while you are walking, and note all the muck you
walk through... so you're going to track all that back
in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOO! So the
moment you walk through your door, please remove your
gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden,
parasite-ridden, filthy friggin shoes! Thank
you!
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